None of this makes sense. All photos belong to the internet, unless otherwise stated.Tumblr (3.0; @mcconk)http://mcconk.tumblr.com/<p>My insides hurt.</p>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/38212682076http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/38212682076Tue, 18 Dec 2012 01:45:54 -0500<p>I don&#8217;t even remember how to use Tumblr. </p>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/38212619976http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/38212619976Tue, 18 Dec 2012 01:44:23 -0500<p><a href="http://buttsbutts.tumblr.com/post/30148241093/skuboglesby-what-would-a-breaking-bad-video" class="tumblr_blog">buttsbutts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skuboglesby.tumblr.com/post/30148016037">skuboglesby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what would a breaking bad video game entail</p> <p>i imagine cooking mama but with a gun too</p> </blockquote> <p>it’s like tony hawk pro skater but instead of kickflips and ollies you have to lie to your family</p></blockquote>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/30157033960http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/30157033960Sat, 25 Aug 2012 02:12:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vub8OvM71qctnvko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>#curlygirls</p>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/29602762888http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/29602762888Fri, 17 Aug 2012 00:40:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vu7x8Gxd1qctnvko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>#keeplushweird #curlygirls</p>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/29602645487http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/29602645487Fri, 17 Aug 2012 00:38:21 -0400<p>Some things you just do not get over.</p>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/19104492379http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/19104492379Sun, 11 Mar 2012 00:41:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzlvvrgrNp1qirrhao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/18834912070http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/18834912070Tue, 06 Mar 2012 00:04:12 -0500<p>-Some YouTube girl just got her own show on VH1. What the fuck.</p> <p>-Joelle is getting her own show, too.</p> <p>-Great. Where is my show on BET?</p> <p>-ComicView.</p>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/18772427614http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/18772427614Sun, 04 Mar 2012 22:25:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrimqxnOn1qaupwno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mrgolightly.tumblr.com/post/18056027645/rileybolender-atrophies" class="tumblr_blog">mrgolightly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://rileybolender.tumblr.com/post/18053591454" class="tumblr_blog">rileybolender</a>: <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atrophies.tumblr.com/post/18028259842">atrophies</a></p></blockquote>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/18057756762http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/18057756762Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:28:48 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_xdansEXFjg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Oh.</p>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17997617460http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17997617460Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:38:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmzqmR1EV1qb2ekwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmzqmR1EV1qb2ekwo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17917694263http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17917694263Sun, 19 Feb 2012 20:21:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdc63ET2s1qctnvko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17596458757http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17596458757Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:49:15 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glovesinthesummertime.tumblr.com/post/17461954668/worst-black-history-month-ever">glovesinthesummertime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>So sad.</strong></p> </blockquote>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17478487600http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17478487600Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:09:40 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheapthrilling.tumblr.com/post/17414661281">cheapthrilling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today at work a lady came in to grab some bath bombs for herself, and a few for her apparently gay friend, so I was showing her several and got to Phoenix Rising.</p> <p>And started to explain how it sinks in the tub and rises slowly as time goes on.</p> <p>And she goes.</p> <p>“That’s not the only thing that will be rising, I’m sure.”</p> <p><br/><br/><br/><br/></p> <p>I fucking love my job.</p> </blockquote>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17415969873http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17415969873Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:32:03 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aOzodWftrro?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://taco--belle.tumblr.com/post/17082131599/i-made-a-thing-for-work" class="tumblr_blog">taco—belle</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i made a thing for work</p></blockquote>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17096960247http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17096960247Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:45:23 -0500<p>Sometimes. I still need you.</p>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17080827159http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/17080827159Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:09:47 -0500<p>Some things are.</p>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/14793375691http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/14793375691Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:24:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9yygMiqC1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/14339161211http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/14339161211Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:55:14 -0500<p>a real tough time believing that you are intelligent when you are wearing a shit-ton of makeup and skin tight clothing.</p>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/14297496304http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/14297496304Thu, 15 Dec 2011 23:59:47 -0500<p>the best leopard coat.</p>http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/14127599957http://mcconk.tumblr.com/post/14127599957Mon, 12 Dec 2011 15:11:03 -0500