December 2012
2 posts
My insides hurt.
Dec 18th
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I don’t even remember how to use Tumblr. 
Dec 18th
August 2012
3 posts
buttsbutts: skuboglesby: what would a breaking bad video game entail i imagine cooking mama but with a gun too it’s like tony hawk pro skater but instead of kickflips and ollies you have to lie to your family
Aug 25th
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Aug 17th
Aug 17th
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March 2012
3 posts
Some things you just do not get over.
Mar 11th
Mar 6th
35,899 notes
Conversation.
-Some YouTube girl just got her own show on VH1. What the fuck. -Joelle is getting her own show, too. -Great. Where is my show on BET? -ComicView.
Mar 5th
February 2012
8 posts
Feb 22nd
37,403 notes
Feb 21st
Feb 20th
3,115 notes
Feb 14th
WORST BLACK HISTORY MONTH EVER
glovesinthesummertime: So sad.
Feb 12th
1,617 notes
OH
cheapthrilling: Today at work a lady came in to grab some bath bombs for herself, and a few for her apparently gay friend, so I was showing her several and got to Phoenix Rising. And started to explain how it sinks in the tub and rises slowly as time goes on. And she goes. “That’s not the only thing that will be rising, I’m sure.” I fucking love my job.
Feb 11th
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Feb 5th
17 notes
Sometimes. I still need you.
Sometimes. I still need you.
Feb 5th
December 2011
11 posts
Some things are.
Some things are.
Dec 26th
Dec 17th
58,500 notes
I Have
a real tough time believing that you are intelligent when you are wearing a shit-ton of makeup and skin tight clothing.
Dec 16th
1 note
I just got
the best leopard coat.
Dec 12th
1 note
Dec 12th
33 notes
Dec 12th
47 notes
Dec 10th
I want a
beautiful floppy-eared beagle to love on me.
Dec 3rd
1 note
Dec 2nd
121,076 notes
Dec 2nd
184,421 notes
Care less.
Dec 1st
November 2011
17 posts
Nov 29th
6,245 notes
Nov 29th
858 notes
Nov 20th
12,584 notes
Nov 19th
9,041 notes
Nov 19th
503 notes
Nov 18th
102,037 notes
Nov 18th
2 notes
Nov 18th
1,060 notes
Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
710 notes
Nov 18th
3 notes
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
1 note
Nov 15th
1,913 notes
Sick and tired
of being sick and tired.
Nov 15th
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
Nov 15th
I love you.
Nov 11th
October 2011
4 posts
Oct 22nd
Oct 14th
3,567 notes
3 tags
missannak: allensays: Every time your name was brought up, I would act all nonchalant. I was just frontin.
Oct 5th
21 notes
2 tags
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.”
– L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables (via bookoasis)
Oct 5th
4,151 notes
September 2011
26 posts
THE LAST TIME WE SKYPED
we only had Skype sex. I was all like, “Thanks for using me.”
Sep 27th
4 notes
“You look like one of the Golden Girls. No it’s a good thing! The one who...”
– Melissa
Sep 27th