Some things you just do not get over.
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Conversation.
-Some YouTube girl just got her own show on VH1. What the fuck.
-Joelle is getting her own show, too.
-Great. Where is my show on BET?
-ComicView.
Oh.
OH
Today at work a lady came in to grab some bath bombs for herself, and a few for her apparently gay friend, so I was showing her several and got to Phoenix Rising.
And started to explain how it sinks in the tub and rises slowly as time goes on.
And she goes.
“That’s not the only thing that will be rising, I’m sure.”
I fucking love my job.
i made a thing for work
Sometimes. I still need you.
Sometimes. I still need you.
Some things are.
Some things are.
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I Have
a real tough time believing that you are intelligent when you are wearing a shit-ton of makeup and skin tight clothing.

